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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 39883" data-attributes="member: 4"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">HER DIARY</span></span></p><p></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. </span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. </span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">He agreed, but he didn't say much. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">I asked him what was wrong. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"> </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">He said, 'Nothing.' </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. </span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. </span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">He continued to seem distant and absent. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"> </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">He fell asleep. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">I cried. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">I don't know what to do. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">My life is a disaster.</span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span> <strong><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">HIS DIARY</span></span></u></strong> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">My motorcycle wouldn't start today, can't figure out why, but at least I got laid.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rack, post: 39883, member: 4"] [COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]HER DIARY[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep. I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][B][U][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] HIS DIARY[/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] My motorcycle wouldn't start today, can't figure out why, but at least I got laid.[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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