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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 41805" data-attributes="member: 4">In Surgery and Five surgeons are talking.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; #1 The first, an&nbsp; Ontario&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; surgeon, says: &quot; I like to see accountants on my&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; is&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; numbered. &quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; #2 The second, a&nbsp; Quebec&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; surgeon, responds: &quot; Yeah, but you should try&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded. &quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; #3 The third, a British Columbia&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; surgeon, says: &quot; No, I really think librarians are the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. &quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; #4 The fourth, an&nbsp; Alberta&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; surgeon, chimes in: &quot; You know, I like&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; a few parts left over. &quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; #5 But, the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; observed: &quot; You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; operate on.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, --&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; and the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; head and the ass are interchangeable. &quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Rack, post: 41805, member: 4"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B]In [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Surgery[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] and[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] Five surgeons are talking. [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] #1 The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. "[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=green][COLOR=green] #2 The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded. " [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple] #3 The third, a British Columbia surgeon, says: " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal] #4 The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. "[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=red][COLOR=red] #5 But, the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable. "[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]

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