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<blockquote data-quote="jackson409" data-source="post: 42008" data-attributes="member: 381"><p><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn -</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn,</span></span> </p><p><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly</span></span> </p><p><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin</span></span> </p><p><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor</span></span> </p><p><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative,</span></span> </p><p><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> and a Viagra pill every four hours.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor'? </span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jackson409, post: 42008, member: 381"] [COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Arial]Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn -[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Arial]A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn,[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Arial]specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Arial]admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Arial]already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Arial]prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative,[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Arial] and a Viagra pill every four hours.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Arial]The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor'? [/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial] [/FONT] [COLOR=#cc0000][FONT=Arial]The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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