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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 42203" data-attributes="member: 4"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Dear Abby, </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">My husband has a long record of money problems. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.</span></span></p><p></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Also, he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us.</span></span> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims. </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Finally the last straw, he's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help? </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Signed, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Lost in DC </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">------------------------------------------------- </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Dear Lost in DC, </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"> </span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world,</span></span> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">and have others pay for everything for you. The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years! </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Abby </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rack, post: 42203, member: 4"] [COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]Dear Abby, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] Also, he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims. Finally the last straw, he's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help? Signed, Lost in DC ------------------------------------------------- Dear Lost in DC, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world,[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]and have others pay for everything for you. The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years! [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] Abby [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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