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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 42533" data-attributes="member: 4">Larry is in Hospital - Room 232&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; OK, you are asking who in the hell is 'Larry'.&nbsp; &nbsp; Larry gets home late one night and Linda , his wife, says, 'Where in the&nbsp; hell have you been?'&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 'A tattoo?' she frowned.&nbsp; 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 'What the hell were you thinking?' She said, shaking her head in&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; disgust.&nbsp;&nbsp; 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.&nbsp;&nbsp; Two, once in a while I&nbsp; like to play with my money .&nbsp;&nbsp; Three, I like how money feels in my&nbsp; hand.&nbsp;&nbsp; And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay&nbsp; right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Larry is now recovering in Room 232 at the Hospital!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Rack, post: 42533, member: 4"] Larry is in Hospital - Room 232 OK, you are asking who in the hell is 'Larry'. Larry gets home late one night and Linda , his wife, says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?' 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?' She said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?' "Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money . Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. Larry is now recovering in Room 232 at the Hospital! [/QUOTE]

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