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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 43566" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Cold is a relative thing</strong></span></p><p></p><p>65° </p><p>Arizonans turn on the heat.</p><p>People in Minnesota plant gardens.</p><p></p><p>60° </p><p>Californians shiver uncontrollably.</p><p>People in Minnesota sunbathe.</p><p></p><p>50° </p><p>Italian & English cars won't start.</p><p>People in Minne sota drive with the windows down..</p><p></p><p>40°</p><p>Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.</p><p>People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.</p><p></p><p>35° </p><p>New York landlords finally turn up the heat.</p><p>People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.</p><p></p><p>20°</p><p>People in Miami all die.</p><p>Minnesotans close the windows.</p><p></p><p>0°</p><p>Californians fly away to Mexico .</p><p>People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.</p><p></p><p>-10° </p><p>Hollywood disintegrates.</p><p>The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.</p><p></p><p>-20° </p><p>Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.).</p><p>People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.</p><p></p><p>-30°</p><p>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.</p><p>Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.</p><p></p><p>-40° </p><p>ALL atomic motion stops.</p><p>People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold enough for ya?"</p><p></p><p>-50° </p><p>Hell freezes over.</p><p>Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 43566, member: 2"] [SIZE=4][B]Cold is a relative thing[/B][/SIZE] 65° Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens. 60° Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe. 50° Italian & English cars won't start. People in Minne sota drive with the windows down.. 40° Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt. 35° New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20° People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows. 0° Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Minnesota get out their winter coats. -10° Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door. -20° Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.). People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors. -30° Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile. -40° ALL atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold enough for ya?" -50° Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late. [/QUOTE]
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