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<blockquote data-quote="jackson409" data-source="post: 43723" data-attributes="member: 381"><p>Ok, under NO certain circumstances will I move there. <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/smirk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smirk:" title="Smirk :smirk:" data-shortname=":smirk:" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Dear Noah, </p><p>We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. </p><p>Sincerely, </p><p>Unicorns </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Icebergs, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b<span style="color: #004080"><span style="color: #004080">!</span></span>tch. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The Titanic </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear America, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Canada </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Yahoo, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">saying... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Google </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear 2010, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">happened?! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">1985 </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Windshield Wipers, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Can't touch this. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">That Little Triangle </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Rose, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">There was definitely room on that Door for the both of us. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Jack PS, you let go </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear girls who have been dumped, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">BP </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Saturn, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I liked it, so I put a ring on it. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">God </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Fox News, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">So far, no news about foxes. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Unimpressed </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Please lknvfdmv.xvn. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, Stevie Wonder </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Nickleback, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">That's enough. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, The World </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Osama Bin Laden, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Marco.... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, United States </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear World of Warcraft, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, Parents Everywhere </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Anne Frank, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Two can play this game.... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, Waldo </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Batman, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">What was your power again? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, Superman </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Customers, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Global Warming, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You're the best imaginary friend ever! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, Al Gore </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Ugly People, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You're welcome. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, Alcohol </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Mr. Gump </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">you EXACTLY what you're gonna get.... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, Jenny </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Katy Perry, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I liked the kiss too. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, Justin Beiber </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Haiti, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Is it too early to ask what's shakin'? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Seriously Going To Hell </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Martin Luther King Jr. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">now? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Leonardo Di Caprio </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear World, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The Mayans </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Snooki, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">GET BACK TO WORK! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Willy Wonka </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear White People, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Don't you just hate immigrants? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Native Americans </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear iPhone, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">shut. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Every iPhone User </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Giant Spider on the Wall, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Terrified </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Trash, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">At least you get picked up... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The Girls of Jersey Shore </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Man, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Elephant </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Dr. Phil, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">first. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dr. Pepper </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jackson409, post: 43723, member: 381"] Ok, under NO certain circumstances will I move there. :smirk: Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Icebergs, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b[COLOR=#004080][COLOR=#004080]![/COLOR][/COLOR]tch. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]The Titanic [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#004080][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear America, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Canada [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Yahoo, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]saying... [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Google [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear 2010, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]happened?! [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]1985 [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Windshield Wipers, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Can't touch this. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]That Little Triangle [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Rose, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]There was definitely room on that Door for the both of us. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Jack PS, you let go [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear girls who have been dumped, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]BP [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Saturn, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]I liked it, so I put a ring on it. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]God [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Fox News, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]So far, no news about foxes. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Unimpressed [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Please lknvfdmv.xvn. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, Stevie Wonder [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Nickleback, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]That's enough. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, The World [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#004080][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Osama Bin Laden, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Marco.... [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, United States [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear World of Warcraft, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, Parents Everywhere [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Anne Frank, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Two can play this game.... [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, Waldo [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Batman, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]What was your power again? [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, Superman [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Customers, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Global Warming, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]You're the best imaginary friend ever! [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, Al Gore [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Ugly People, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]You're welcome. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, Alcohol [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Mr. Gump [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]you EXACTLY what you're gonna get.... [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, Jenny [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Katy Perry, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]I liked the kiss too. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, Justin Beiber [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Haiti, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Is it too early to ask what's shakin'? [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Seriously Going To Hell [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Martin Luther King Jr. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]now? [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Leonardo Di Caprio [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear World, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok? [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]The Mayans [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Snooki, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]GET BACK TO WORK! [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Willy Wonka [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear White People, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Don't you just hate immigrants? [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Native Americans [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear iPhone, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]shut. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Every iPhone User [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Giant Spider on the Wall, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go? [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Terrified [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Trash, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]At least you get picked up... [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]The Girls of Jersey Shore [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Man, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Elephant [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dear Dr. Phil, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]first. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Sincerely, [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]Dr. Pepper [/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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