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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 46674" data-attributes="member: 4"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span> <strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.</em></strong></span></span></em></strong> </p><p> <strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"</em></strong></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><em></em></em></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><em>"No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."</em></em></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><em></em></em></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><em>"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"</em></em></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><em></em></em></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><em>"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'"she answered.</em></em></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><em></em></em></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><em>Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."</em></em></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><em></em></em></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><em>The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"</em></em></strong></span></strong> </p><p> <strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."</em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>"That's more like it!" the union man said. </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. </em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>"I'd like her," he said. </em></strong></span></span></em></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><strong><em></em></strong></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><strong><em>"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'"</em></strong></em></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span> </p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> <strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>NOW YOU Know what's wrong with the AUTO INDUSTRY, EDUCATION AND GOV'T UNIONS and the seniority system in the House and Senate.</strong></span></strong> </p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rack, post: 46674, member: 4"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.[/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"[/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][B][SIZE=4][B] [I][I] "No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."[/I][/I] [I][I] "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'"she answered. Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"[/I][/I][/B][/SIZE][/B] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. [/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][B][I]"I'd like her," he said. [/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][SIZE=4] [B][I][B][I] "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'"[/I][/B][/I][/B] [/SIZE] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2] [B][B] [/B][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=4][B]NOW YOU Know what's wrong with the AUTO INDUSTRY, EDUCATION AND GOV'T UNIONS and the seniority system in the House and Senate.[/B][/SIZE][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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