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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 49216" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><strong>The Best Shut-Up Line Ever</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">It is a portion of an ABC</span><span style="color: black">radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters. </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">FEMALE INTERVIEWER:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><span style="color: black">So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">GENERAL COSGROVE:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><span style="color: black">We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>FEMALE INTERVIEWER: </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><strong></strong>Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">GENERAL COSGROVE:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><span style="color: black">I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">FEMALE INTERVIEWER:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><span style="color: black">Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">GENERAL COSGROVE:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><span style="color: black">I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">FEMALE INTERVIEWER:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><span style="color: black">But you're equipping them to become violent killers.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">GENERAL COSGROVE:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><span style="color: black">Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">The radiocast</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 49216, member: 2"] [b]The Best Shut-Up Line Ever[/b] [COLOR=black]General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC[/COLOR][COLOR=black]radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters. [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]FEMALE INTERVIEWER: [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black]So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]GENERAL COSGROVE: [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black]We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. [B]FEMALE INTERVIEWER: [/B]Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]GENERAL COSGROVE: [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black]I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]FEMALE INTERVIEWER: [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black]Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]GENERAL COSGROVE: [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black]I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]FEMALE INTERVIEWER: [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black]But you're equipping them to become violent killers. [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]GENERAL COSGROVE: [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black]Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The radiocast[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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