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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 49511" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>Rum & Coke</p><p></p><p></p><p>A Baptist minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's .</p><p></p><p>After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.</p><p></p><p>The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.</p><p></p><p>The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.</p><p></p><p>He replied in disgust.....</p><p></p><p>"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."</p><p></p><p>The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,</p><p></p><p>"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 49511, member: 2"] Rum & Coke A Baptist minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust..... "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." [/QUOTE]
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