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<blockquote data-quote="Chokey" data-source="post: 49673" data-attributes="member: 649"><p>I find real-life humor to be the best. Following that theme, this is a real obituary. I have deleted the names out of respect for the family:</p><p></p><p><strong>******** **********</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Mr. ******** ********, age 78 of Rome, passed away at home surrounded by the love of his family on September 6, 2010. Mr. ******** was born November 21, 1931 in Punxsutawney Pennsylvania son of the late ******** *** ********. He is survived by his devoted wife, ******** ********; daughters, ******** ******** of Rome, ******** ******** and her husband ******** of Adairsville and ******** ******** and her husband ******** of Rome; son, ******** ******** and his wife ********* of Rome;</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Mr. ******** was a veteran of the United States Air Force where he served at Kessler Air Force Base. He was a Rome City Police officer and later became Safety Director of the Floyd County Police Department. He owned and operated Rome Driver's Training School and also started drivers training programs for Darlington, Thornwood and Rome City Schools. He owned and operated Carter's Hardware and Auto Parts for 35 years. He attended The University of Georgia and the Carol School of Business. Mr. ******** will always be remembered for his generosity and his willingness to help needy families and friends. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>A memorial service was held Friday, Sept. 10, 2010 at 1 PM in the Thomas B. Griffin Memorial Chapel of Daniel's Funeral Home with Rev. Bert Brooks officiating. The family received friends Thursday from 6 PM until 8 PM. At other hours the family may be contacted at the residence. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">The family respectfully asked in lieu of flowers that memorial contributions be made to the American Cancer Society or to the campaign of whoever is running against President Barack Obama in 2012.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Chokey, post: 49673, member: 649"] I find real-life humor to be the best. Following that theme, this is a real obituary. I have deleted the names out of respect for the family: [B]******** ********** Mr. ******** ********, age 78 of Rome, passed away at home surrounded by the love of his family on September 6, 2010. Mr. ******** was born November 21, 1931 in Punxsutawney Pennsylvania son of the late ******** *** ********. He is survived by his devoted wife, ******** ********; daughters, ******** ******** of Rome, ******** ******** and her husband ******** of Adairsville and ******** ******** and her husband ******** of Rome; son, ******** ******** and his wife ********* of Rome; Mr. ******** was a veteran of the United States Air Force where he served at Kessler Air Force Base. He was a Rome City Police officer and later became Safety Director of the Floyd County Police Department. He owned and operated Rome Driver's Training School and also started drivers training programs for Darlington, Thornwood and Rome City Schools. He owned and operated Carter's Hardware and Auto Parts for 35 years. He attended The University of Georgia and the Carol School of Business. Mr. ******** will always be remembered for his generosity and his willingness to help needy families and friends. A memorial service was held Friday, Sept. 10, 2010 at 1 PM in the Thomas B. Griffin Memorial Chapel of Daniel's Funeral Home with Rev. Bert Brooks officiating. The family received friends Thursday from 6 PM until 8 PM. At other hours the family may be contacted at the residence. [color=red]The family respectfully asked in lieu of flowers that memorial contributions be made to the American Cancer Society or to the campaign of whoever is running against President Barack Obama in 2012.[/color][/B] [/QUOTE]
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