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<blockquote data-quote="bobkyle2" data-source="post: 53575" data-attributes="member: 579"><p>A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same </p><p></p><p></p><p>stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried gra s s. Why do you suppose that is?'</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bobkyle2, post: 53575, member: 579"] A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried gra s s. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? [/QUOTE]
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