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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 53942" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>There was this guy in the backwoods of Arkansas that was having trouble cutting the amount of wood advertised by the chainsaw manufacturer, Husqvarna (makers of various types of excellent equipment...they're just not from Italy <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/prof.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":prof:" title="Professor :prof:" data-shortname=":prof:" />). They said he should be able to cut at least 4 cords of wood (some areas may differ...<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/smirk.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smirk:" title="Smirk :smirk:" data-shortname=":smirk:" />) in an 8 hour day. He was only getting half that amount so he decided to visit the store where he bought his saw. He walked up to the counter where he was greated by a salesman. "Yes sir, how may I help ya'll?" The man explained to him his predicament...the salesman took the saw from the mans hand, gave it good look, flipped the on switch and gave it a good pull...it started right up...the man looks at the salesman and asked "what's that noise"? <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/tongue.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title="Tongue :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 53942, member: 79"] There was this guy in the backwoods of Arkansas that was having trouble cutting the amount of wood advertised by the chainsaw manufacturer, Husqvarna (makers of various types of excellent equipment...they're just not from Italy :prof:). They said he should be able to cut at least 4 cords of wood (some areas may differ...:smirk:) in an 8 hour day. He was only getting half that amount so he decided to visit the store where he bought his saw. He walked up to the counter where he was greated by a salesman. "Yes sir, how may I help ya'll?" The man explained to him his predicament...the salesman took the saw from the mans hand, gave it good look, flipped the on switch and gave it a good pull...it started right up...the man looks at the salesman and asked "what's that noise"? :P [/QUOTE]
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