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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HollywoodKid" data-source="post: 57400" data-attributes="member: 762"><p>Out on the ocean was an old ship. There's the captain and his crew. One day, the crewman in the Crow's Nest yells, "Captain! There is an enemy ship on the horizon!" The captain says, "Bring me my red shirt!" One crew member asks, "Why the red shirt?" the captain replies with, "I wear a red shirt in battle because if I'm bleeding, none of you will stop fighting to help me." Later that day, they defeat the enemy ship. A few days later, the man in the Crow's Nest yells out, "Sir, there are twenty enemy ships on the horizon!" The Captain replies with, "Bring me my brown pants."</p></blockquote><p></p>