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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 57536" data-attributes="member: 4"><p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cellular phone</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAN: "Hello!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAN: "Yes."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">new the new models. I saw one I really liked."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAN: "How much?"</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> WOMAN: "$90,000."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">options."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">market. They're asking $980,000 for it."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">it's what you really want."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"</span></span></span> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rack, post: 57536, member: 4"] [INDENT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cellular phone[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial] on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello!" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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