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<blockquote data-quote="payloan" data-source="post: 57697" data-attributes="member: 15"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">the lion's cage. </span></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her </span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: maroon">Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. </span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: maroon">The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.</span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: maroon">Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. </span></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' </span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: maroon">The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' </span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: maroon">The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: maroon">So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' </span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: maroon">The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' </span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: maroon">The journalist leaves.</span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: maroon">The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:</span></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">AFRICAN IMMIGRANT</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">AND STEALS</span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">HIS LUNCH</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: maroon">That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="payloan, post: 57697, member: 15"] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Times New Roman]A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Times New Roman]the lion's cage. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Times New Roman]Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=maroon]Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=maroon]The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=maroon]Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Times New Roman]to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Times New Roman]A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=maroon]The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=maroon]The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=maroon]So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=maroon]The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' [/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=maroon]The journalist leaves.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=maroon]The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER] [B][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial]U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial]AFRICAN IMMIGRANT[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Times New Roman]AND STEALS[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial]HIS LUNCH[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=maroon]That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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