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<blockquote data-quote="LeadHead" data-source="post: 58338" data-attributes="member: 367"><p>"Shaggy, you Scoob and Velma go downstairs and check out the basement; Daphne and I will go upstairs and check out the bedroom". Freddy, you magnificent bastard.</p><p></p><p>What's the biggest difference between men and women? What they mean when they say, "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film."</p><p></p><p>Sex is like poker...if you dont have a good partner, you better have a good hand.</p><p></p><p>When I die, my last words are going to be, "I left 10 thousand under the..."</p><p></p><p>A drunk runs out of a bar and runs into a guy carrying a grandfather clock. He drops it and it shatters into a million pieces. The man said, "why dont you watch where you are going?" And the drunk said, "why dont you wear a wristwatch like everyone else?"</p><p></p><p>What happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="LeadHead, post: 58338, member: 367"] "Shaggy, you Scoob and Velma go downstairs and check out the basement; Daphne and I will go upstairs and check out the bedroom". Freddy, you magnificent bastard. What's the biggest difference between men and women? What they mean when they say, "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film." Sex is like poker...if you dont have a good partner, you better have a good hand. When I die, my last words are going to be, "I left 10 thousand under the..." A drunk runs out of a bar and runs into a guy carrying a grandfather clock. He drops it and it shatters into a million pieces. The man said, "why dont you watch where you are going?" And the drunk said, "why dont you wear a wristwatch like everyone else?" What happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller. [/QUOTE]
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