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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 5901" data-attributes="member: 4"><p>A husband says to his wife, </p><p></p><p>"What would you do if I won the Lotto?"</p><p></p><p>She didn't hesitate for a second and said, </p><p></p><p>"I'd take half, then leave you."</p><p></p><p>After 20 years of marriage, I so respected and appreciated the honesty</p><p>of her straight forward answer.</p><p></p><p>I said,</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>"Excellent, I won $12 bucks, here's $6, now get out."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rack, post: 5901, member: 4"] A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lotto?" She didn't hesitate for a second and said, "I'd take half, then leave you." After 20 years of marriage, I so respected and appreciated the honesty of her straight forward answer. I said, "Excellent, I won $12 bucks, here's $6, now get out." [/QUOTE]
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