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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 59145" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>A blind man applies for a job at the local lumber yard as a wood/lumber grader...when the manager in charge came to interview him he asked the man how he thoght he'd be able to grade a piece of lumber if he couldn't see it. The man replied..my sense of smell is so sensetive I'll bet I could identify ANY piece of wood you place under my nose. With that challenge the manager whispered to his yard man to go get........when he came back, he stuck it under the mans nose..the man says THAT is easy, that's Georgia pine, where I grew up he says with a huge grin...the manager says &quot;blind luck&quot;, whispered again to the yard man, he shows up with another piece, waves IT under the mans nose, he smells it, sniffs again and says ahhh good ol' Hickory right out of the hils of Tennessee...the manager becoming a little edgy tells his yard man to bring out big fat smelly Helga from the back office...the manager tells her to bend over in front of the man to see if he's really blind or is as good as he says..Helge spreads her legs, bends over RIGHT IN FRONT of the man...the blind man takes a big long wiff pulls his head away and says ahh hell what are you trying to pull on me???? That there's a shit-house door off a tuna boat...when do I start?</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 59145, member: 79"] A blind man applies for a job at the local lumber yard as a wood/lumber grader...when the manager in charge came to interview him he asked the man how he thoght he'd be able to grade a piece of lumber if he couldn't see it. The man replied..my sense of smell is so sensetive I'll bet I could identify ANY piece of wood you place under my nose. With that challenge the manager whispered to his yard man to go get........when he came back, he stuck it under the mans nose..the man says THAT is easy, that's Georgia pine, where I grew up he says with a huge grin...the manager says "blind luck", whispered again to the yard man, he shows up with another piece, waves IT under the mans nose, he smells it, sniffs again and says ahhh good ol' Hickory right out of the hils of Tennessee...the manager becoming a little edgy tells his yard man to bring out big fat smelly Helga from the back office...the manager tells her to bend over in front of the man to see if he's really blind or is as good as he says..Helge spreads her legs, bends over RIGHT IN FRONT of the man...the blind man takes a big long wiff pulls his head away and says ahh hell what are you trying to pull on me???? That there's a shit-house door off a tuna boat...when do I start? [/QUOTE]

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