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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 6017" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>Joe walks into a bar with his dog Ralphie...he sits down at the bar, Ralphie jumps up next to him. Bartender asks, &quot;so what'll it be&quot;...Joe says I'll have a beer&quot;, &quot;me too says Ralphie&quot;. The bartender turns around laughing and says, real cute I'll give you another one when you finish this one...Joe says &quot;no, really, Ralphie CAN talk&quot;. The bartender says arlight then Ralphie, say something&quot;. Ralphie says, &quot;I'll take that beer AND a bowl of peanuts&quot;. The bartender looks on in amazment and asks &quot;what else can he do?&quot;, Joe says &quot;hold on while I go take a leak, when I come back I'll show ya.&quot;&nbsp; The bartender flips Ralphie 5 bucks and says, Go across the street and buy me a pack of smokes&quot;...Ralphie says &quot;Okee Dokee&quot; jumps off the stool and runs outside. Joe comes out of the bathroom and see's Ralphie isn't sitting at the bar... &quot;where's my fuckin dog?&quot;, the tender says &quot;don't worry about it, I gave him a couple bucks to go buy me some smokes, he'll be right back&quot;. Joe yells at him &quot;he's color blind and doesn't know when to cross the street&quot;...they both run outsode just to find Ralphie humpin a cute little poodle...Joe says &quot;Ralphie, you've never done this before&quot;..Ralphie says &quot;but boss, I've never had 5 bucks before&quot;!</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 6017, member: 79"] Joe walks into a bar with his dog Ralphie...he sits down at the bar, Ralphie jumps up next to him. Bartender asks, "so what'll it be"...Joe says I'll have a beer", "me too says Ralphie". The bartender turns around laughing and says, real cute I'll give you another one when you finish this one...Joe says "no, really, Ralphie CAN talk". The bartender says arlight then Ralphie, say something". Ralphie says, "I'll take that beer AND a bowl of peanuts". The bartender looks on in amazment and asks "what else can he do?", Joe says "hold on while I go take a leak, when I come back I'll show ya." The bartender flips Ralphie 5 bucks and says, Go across the street and buy me a pack of smokes"...Ralphie says "Okee Dokee" jumps off the stool and runs outside. Joe comes out of the bathroom and see's Ralphie isn't sitting at the bar... "where's my fuckin dog?", the tender says "don't worry about it, I gave him a couple bucks to go buy me some smokes, he'll be right back". Joe yells at him "he's color blind and doesn't know when to cross the street"...they both run outsode just to find Ralphie humpin a cute little poodle...Joe says "Ralphie, you've never done this before"..Ralphie says "but boss, I've never had 5 bucks before"! [/QUOTE]

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