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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 60919" data-attributes="member: 103"><p><strong>Turpentine vs. Holy Water</strong></p><p> </p><p>A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up watching all the bubbles.</p><p>A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.</p><p>The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.'</p><p>The priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly she will pass a healthy baby.'</p><p>The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's behind and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'..</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CDA, post: 60919, member: 103"] [B]Turpentine vs. Holy Water[/B] A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up watching all the bubbles. A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.' The priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly she will pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's behind and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'.. [/QUOTE]
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