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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 61067" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><strong>Best speeding excuse ever!</strong></p><p></p><p>When asked by a young patrol officer "Do You know you were speeding?" </p><p>This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated: </p><p>"Yes , but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going." </p><p>The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day. </p><p>Makes perfectly good sense to me.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 61067, member: 2"] [b]Best speeding excuse ever![/b] When asked by a young patrol officer "Do You know you were speeding?" This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated: "Yes , but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going." The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day. Makes perfectly good sense to me. [/QUOTE]
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