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<blockquote data-quote="jackson409" data-source="post: 64022" data-attributes="member: 381">A man is driving down a country road when he sees a sign, Apples $5 each. Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops &amp; asks the farmer. The farmer says, These are special peanut butter &amp; jelly apples. Here, try one. The man takes a bite &amp; says, Unbelievable; I taste the peanut butter but not the jelly. The farmer says, Turn it around. He does &amp; he savors a sweet jelly. The farmer says, I've got ham &amp; cheese apples, too, but they're $10 each. The man buys one, takes a bite &amp; says, Wow, these are great but I taste the ham but not the cheese. The farmer says, Turn it around. He does, takes a bite &amp; a rich, cheese taste fills his mouth. The farmer says Now if you really like those, I've got some very special apples that cost $50 each. They're p***y apples. The man cannot resist &amp; buys one. He takes a bite &amp; says, YUCK, these taste like shat! The farmer says, TURN IT AROUND!!!!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="jackson409, post: 64022, member: 381"] [FONT=Consolas][SIZE=3][B]A man is driving down a country road when he sees a sign, Apples $5 each. Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops & asks the farmer. The farmer says, These are special peanut butter & jelly apples. Here, try one. The man takes a bite & says, Unbelievable; I taste the peanut butter but not the jelly. The farmer says, Turn it around. He does & he savors a sweet jelly. The farmer says, I've got ham & cheese apples, too, but they're $10 each. The man buys one, takes a bite & says, Wow, these are great but I taste the ham but not the cheese. The farmer says, Turn it around. He does, takes a bite & a rich, cheese taste fills his mouth. The farmer says Now if you really like those, I've got some very special apples that cost $50 each. They're p***y apples. The man cannot resist & buys one. He takes a bite & says, YUCK, these taste like shat! The farmer says, TURN IT AROUND!!!![/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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