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<blockquote data-quote="Agent2" data-source="post: 65" data-attributes="member: 17"><p>A woman that happened to be an animal lover heard a screech of tires outside her home. She ran out to see a dead skunk that had been hit by a car. As she headed back to her porch, she heard a gentle mewing sound and looked under the stairs, where 5 baby skunks were hiding. She gathered them into a box and called the vet. The vet said, "Since they're babies, the most important thing is to keep them warm. I'd recommend you lay down on your bed and let them cuddle between your legs."</p><p>"But Doctor," the woman said, "what about the smell?"</p><p>"Don't worry, they'll get used to it."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Agent2, post: 65, member: 17"] A woman that happened to be an animal lover heard a screech of tires outside her home. She ran out to see a dead skunk that had been hit by a car. As she headed back to her porch, she heard a gentle mewing sound and looked under the stairs, where 5 baby skunks were hiding. She gathered them into a box and called the vet. The vet said, "Since they're babies, the most important thing is to keep them warm. I'd recommend you lay down on your bed and let them cuddle between your legs." "But Doctor," the woman said, "what about the smell?" "Don't worry, they'll get used to it." [/QUOTE]
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