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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 662" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="color: red">One liners from our late night talk show hosts</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">--- Jay Leno</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">-- unknown</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">--- Conan O'Brien</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A: A fund raiser. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">--- Jay Leno</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">--- David Letterman</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A: America! </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">--- Jimmy Fallon</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A: Bo has papers. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">--- Jimmy Kimmel</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">--- David Letterman</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 662, member: 2"] [COLOR=black][B][COLOR=red]One liners from our late night talk show hosts[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]--- Jay Leno[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]-- unknown[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]--- Conan O'Brien[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A: A fund raiser. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]--- Jay Leno[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]--- David Letterman[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A: America! [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]--- Jimmy Fallon[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A: Bo has papers. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]--- Jimmy Kimmel[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]--- David Letterman[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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