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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 66338" data-attributes="member: 79">You have to talk as if you have a hair lip when he's speaking <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/prof.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":prof:" title="Professor&nbsp; &nbsp; :prof:" data-shortname=":prof:" />&nbsp;This hair lipped guy walks up to the bar and sits down noticing the buldge on the bartenders back...the bar tender walks over to him and asks &quot;what can I getcha&quot;? the hair lip guys says &quot;well, I guess I'll half um beer plffease&quot;...&quot;alright says the bartender&quot;, he sets the beer down and says &quot;that'll be $7.00&quot;...the hairlip guys &quot;looks at him with opened eyes <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/shocked.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked&nbsp; &nbsp; :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> and says&quot; $7.00, my god that's a little high isn't it&quot;? &quot;do you want it or not&quot;? asks the keep...&quot;ok, ok, I'll take id...but it's still high&quot;. The hairlip guy takes a drink and asks the tender, &quot;so, whadda half to ead around here&quot;? the tender says &quot;we've got peanuts, popcorn, pretzles...&quot;, the hair lip says, &quot;I'll half some nuds, how much&quot;? the keep says &quot;let's see, that'll be $5.00&quot;....gain the hair lip looks at him...<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/shocked.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked&nbsp; &nbsp; :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />...<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/jawdrop.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":jawdrop:" title="Jawdrop&nbsp; &nbsp; :jawdrop:" data-shortname=":jawdrop:" /> and says wow, how cum bit's so much&quot;? the keep asks again &quot;do ya want em of not&quot;? Hair lip says &quot;yeah, yeah I'll take em...my god shids really high id here....but I half do say you've been very pleasant with me by not making fun of my hair lip&quot;! The bartender replies...ahh, no worries I want to thank YOU for not making fun of my HUNCHED BACK....&quot;hunch back?&quot; says the hair lip...&quot;I thought that was your ass since everything else is so high&quot;...&nbsp;&nbsp; TRUE STORY! <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/prof.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":prof:" title="Professor&nbsp; &nbsp; :prof:" data-shortname=":prof:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 66338, member: 79"] You have to talk as if you have a hair lip when he's speaking :prof: This hair lipped guy walks up to the bar and sits down noticing the buldge on the bartenders back...the bar tender walks over to him and asks "what can I getcha"? the hair lip guys says "well, I guess I'll half um beer plffease"..."alright says the bartender", he sets the beer down and says "that'll be $7.00"...the hairlip guys "looks at him with opened eyes :shocked: and says" $7.00, my god that's a little high isn't it"? "do you want it or not"? asks the keep..."ok, ok, I'll take id...but it's still high". The hairlip guy takes a drink and asks the tender, "so, whadda half to ead around here"? the tender says "we've got peanuts, popcorn, pretzles...", the hair lip says, "I'll half some nuds, how much"? the keep says "let's see, that'll be $5.00"....gain the hair lip looks at him...:shocked:...:jawdrop: and says wow, how cum bit's so much"? the keep asks again "do ya want em of not"? Hair lip says "yeah, yeah I'll take em...my god shids really high id here....but I half do say you've been very pleasant with me by not making fun of my hair lip"! The bartender replies...ahh, no worries I want to thank YOU for not making fun of my HUNCHED BACK...."hunch back?" says the hair lip..."I thought that was your ass since everything else is so high"... TRUE STORY! :prof: [/QUOTE]

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