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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 68804" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the </p><p>tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, </p><p>and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be </p><p>confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under </p><p>the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a </p><p>man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the </p><p>tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 68804, member: 2"] A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!" [/QUOTE]
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