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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 68840" data-attributes="member: 79">A sexually deprived woman gets so desperate tha she puts an ad in the local paper that read&quot;WANTED&quot; An honest man who won't push me around, will love me, hold me, make passionate love to me, dance with me and will not run when the going gets tough. Please note: MUST be great lovers and most important well endowed.&nbsp;SO, time goes by, one man after another like a revolving door, keep coming in and out of her house very few of whom she feels are good lovers, couldn't dance and NONE of whom were big enough to please her. So she decides to pull her ad and live a quiet lonely life. Later that evening her doorbell rings, she opens the door and there sits a man in a wheel chair, she looks down to him and sees that he has no arms and no legs...she asks &quot;yes, may I help you&quot;?...the man replies, &quot;yes ma'am, I am answering an ad posted in the paper and this is the address given. Are you the lovely lady I need to speak with&quot;?...she says &quot;yes, it was my ad ...but...you have no arms to hold me and hug me...&quot; he says that is true however I can also not push you around either&quot; she also says &quot;but you have no legs to dance with me until the wee hours of the morning&quot;...ah that to is also true however as you notice, I can't run away from you either&quot;. She thinks a little bit and says...&quot;but LOVE, can you make passionate LOVE to me and most importantly are you well endowed as I am very difficult to please&quot;?...he replies with &quot;Well ma'am....I rang the doorbell didn't I&quot;?&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/smirk.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smirk:" title="Smirk&nbsp; &nbsp; :smirk:" data-shortname=":smirk:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 68840, member: 79"] A sexually deprived woman gets so desperate tha she puts an ad in the local paper that read "WANTED" An honest man who won't push me around, will love me, hold me, make passionate love to me, dance with me and will not run when the going gets tough. Please note: MUST be great lovers and most important well endowed. SO, time goes by, one man after another like a revolving door, keep coming in and out of her house very few of whom she feels are good lovers, couldn't dance and NONE of whom were big enough to please her. So she decides to pull her ad and live a quiet lonely life. Later that evening her doorbell rings, she opens the door and there sits a man in a wheel chair, she looks down to him and sees that he has no arms and no legs...she asks "yes, may I help you"?...the man replies, "yes ma'am, I am answering an ad posted in the paper and this is the address given. Are you the lovely lady I need to speak with"?...she says "yes, it was my ad ...but...you have no arms to hold me and hug me..." he says that is true however I can also not push you around either" she also says "but you have no legs to dance with me until the wee hours of the morning"...ah that to is also true however as you notice, I can't run away from you either". She thinks a little bit and says..."but LOVE, can you make passionate LOVE to me and most importantly are you well endowed as I am very difficult to please"?...he replies with "Well ma'am....I rang the doorbell didn't I"? :smirk: [/QUOTE]

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