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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 69318" data-attributes="member: 103">25 Technology Terms for Rednecks&nbsp;1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.2. LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood.3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain’t in the winter time.10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it’s cold outside.11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it’s blak fly season.12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV. 14. MICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag.15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife.17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer “C’mon in y’all”24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain’t ‘member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="CDA, post: 69318, member: 103"] [B]25 Technology Terms for Rednecks[/B] 1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. 2. LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood. 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. 4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk. 5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood. 6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood. 7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood. 8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time. 9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain’t in the winter time. 10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it’s cold outside. 11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it’s blak fly season. 12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do. 13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV. 14. MICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag. 15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields. 16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife. 17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps. 18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys. 19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs. 20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn. 21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof. 22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine 23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer “C’mon in y’all” 24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain’t ‘member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks. 25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole. [/QUOTE]

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