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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 69338" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>Yesterday..... When my doctor asked me about </p><p>what I did yesterday, I told him about my day:</p><p></p><p>"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, </p><p>escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched </p><p>up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, </p><p>crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an </p><p>aggressive rattlesnake"</p><p> </p><p>Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an </p><p>awesome outdoorsman!"</p><p></p><p>"No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 69338, member: 2"] Yesterday..... When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake" Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoorsman!" "No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer." [/QUOTE]
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