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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 69830" data-attributes="member: 79"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">as they could not afford a larger bed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">cousin didn't want to have any more children.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">(fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS),</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">ear is going to help me.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Trust me,' said the doctor.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He held the can up to his ear and began to count!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'1'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'2'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'3'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'4'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'5'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">( you'll love this...)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">continued counting on his other hand.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">This procedure also works in Texas, Colorado, Illinois, Indiana, Florida, Nebraska, Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, and All of Washington DC.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 69830, member: 79"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me,' said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2' '3' '4' '5' ( you'll love this...) At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Texas, Colorado, Illinois, Indiana, Florida, Nebraska, Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, and All of Washington DC.[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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