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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 74889" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>A mother to be and her husband were at the hospital preparing to give birth to their 3rd child...They've already had 2 babies both of which were a painfuil experience. When the dr asked if they'd be willing to try a new drug where the pain (in doses) is administerred into the mother to be is automatically transferred genetically into the father to be...they both agreed. Just before the birthing procedure began the dr injected the mother to be and said now the father ought to feel about 25% of your pain...her husband looks at both of them and says...nothing, feel good as gold. The dr looked on with some amazement but not too concerned. The mother to be noticed the lack of pain and was shocked but delighted at the same time. The dr asked if they'd like to try more, they both agreed and the dr turned it up to 50%...the husband looked at the dr then his wife and said HUH, nothing...this isn't so bad, and said, give it all to me. The dr at first was very reluctant to do so but the husband said awe, come on doc...I'm a big boy, let me have it....give it to me. So the dr cranked it up and released the entire amount into the mother to be...both felt no pain what so ever...the mother felt so good she was ready to go home...after a good nights sleep they arrived home and began walking up the walkway to the front door they noticed the UPS man lying almost dead at the doorstep. <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/naughty.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":naughty:" title="Naughty :naughty:" data-shortname=":naughty:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 74889, member: 79"] A mother to be and her husband were at the hospital preparing to give birth to their 3rd child...They've already had 2 babies both of which were a painfuil experience. When the dr asked if they'd be willing to try a new drug where the pain (in doses) is administerred into the mother to be is automatically transferred genetically into the father to be...they both agreed. Just before the birthing procedure began the dr injected the mother to be and said now the father ought to feel about 25% of your pain...her husband looks at both of them and says...nothing, feel good as gold. The dr looked on with some amazement but not too concerned. The mother to be noticed the lack of pain and was shocked but delighted at the same time. The dr asked if they'd like to try more, they both agreed and the dr turned it up to 50%...the husband looked at the dr then his wife and said HUH, nothing...this isn't so bad, and said, give it all to me. The dr at first was very reluctant to do so but the husband said awe, come on doc...I'm a big boy, let me have it....give it to me. So the dr cranked it up and released the entire amount into the mother to be...both felt no pain what so ever...the mother felt so good she was ready to go home...after a good nights sleep they arrived home and began walking up the walkway to the front door they noticed the UPS man lying almost dead at the doorstep. :naughty: [/QUOTE]
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