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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 75220" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>I was in the mens room at a Laker game a few years back when a real tall black man walked up to the urinal next to me...I hesitated for a moment then looked up at him and saw that it was Wilt Chamberlain. I was in awe...a great ball player in his day, PLUS known for "bedding" thousands of woman. After talking BBall a while I asked him what his secret was to "get all the women"?...before he could answer I also asked if it was true black penis's are as big as they say...he said well, if they are I was cheated out of it. I said really so what is it about you that women can't get enough of? He said, well when the woman lies down on the bed I turn off the lights and slap my penis on the bed post a few times which makes it bigger and hard as a rock...they tend to love that. I looked at him with amazement and a "you gotta be kidding me...that's it?" look at the same time. When I got home that evening I thought I'd give it a try...I went into the bedroom, my wife was asleep on the bed so I stripped off my clothes and proceeded to bang my willy on the bed post, didn't get too big so I did it some more...after a couple extra knocks my wife woke up, rubbed her eyes and asked Wilt, is that you??? <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />......<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/foul.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":foul:" title="Foul :foul:" data-shortname=":foul:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 75220, member: 79"] I was in the mens room at a Laker game a few years back when a real tall black man walked up to the urinal next to me...I hesitated for a moment then looked up at him and saw that it was Wilt Chamberlain. I was in awe...a great ball player in his day, PLUS known for "bedding" thousands of woman. After talking BBall a while I asked him what his secret was to "get all the women"?...before he could answer I also asked if it was true black penis's are as big as they say...he said well, if they are I was cheated out of it. I said really so what is it about you that women can't get enough of? He said, well when the woman lies down on the bed I turn off the lights and slap my penis on the bed post a few times which makes it bigger and hard as a rock...they tend to love that. I looked at him with amazement and a "you gotta be kidding me...that's it?" look at the same time. When I got home that evening I thought I'd give it a try...I went into the bedroom, my wife was asleep on the bed so I stripped off my clothes and proceeded to bang my willy on the bed post, didn't get too big so I did it some more...after a couple extra knocks my wife woke up, rubbed her eyes and asked Wilt, is that you??? :shocked:......:foul: [/QUOTE]
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