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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 75641" data-attributes="member: 2"><p>Choose Your Birth Month</p><p>Jan - I ate</p><p>Feb - I fucked</p><p>Mar - I ran naked with</p><p>April - I smoked with</p><p>May - I ran shirtless with</p><p>June - I beat</p><p>July - I cuddled with</p><p>Aug - I needed</p><p>Sept - I shot</p><p>Oct - I shanked</p><p>Nov - I stabbed</p><p>Dec - I slept with</p><p></p><p>Pick the day (number) you were born on</p><p></p><p>01 - my lover</p><p>02 - a dog</p><p>03 - homer</p><p>04 - A homo</p><p>05 - a condom</p><p>06 - A toothbrush</p><p>07 - a hippie</p><p>08 - a glass of milk</p><p>09 - a porn star</p><p>10 - Paris Hilton</p><p>11 - the trojan man</p><p>12 - a teletubby</p><p>13 - the kool-aid man</p><p>14 - some crack heads</p><p>15 - an easter egg</p><p>16 - a pot head</p><p>17 - a bum</p><p>18 - a stripper</p><p>19 - a horse</p><p>20 - a homeless guy</p><p>21 - a drink</p><p>22 - my best friend</p><p>23 - the cookie monster</p><p>24 - my boy friend</p><p>25 - a bowl of cereal</p><p>26 - a golf ball</p><p>27 - a bag of weed</p><p>28 - a french fry</p><p>29 - your mom</p><p>30 - your grandma</p><p>31 - a mop</p><p></p><p>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing</p><p></p><p>White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos</p><p>Black - because I'm sexy like that</p><p>Pink - Because I'm good in bed</p><p>Red - because I have AMAZING boobs</p><p>Brown- because I had to</p><p>Polka Dots - because I hate my life</p><p>Purple - because I'm gay</p><p>Gray - because I love marijuana</p><p>Other -because I have double D's</p><p>Green - because I love to snort cocaine.</p><p>Orange - because I smoked crack</p><p>Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose</p><p>Blue - because I'm a pimp</p><p>Shirtless - because I've got abs</p><p>Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me</p><p>Gold- because the people in my head were banging</p><p>Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 75641, member: 2"] Choose Your Birth Month Jan - I ate Feb - I fucked Mar - I ran naked with April - I smoked with May - I ran shirtless with June - I beat July - I cuddled with Aug - I needed Sept - I shot Oct - I shanked Nov - I stabbed Dec - I slept with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - my lover 02 - a dog 03 - homer 04 - A homo 05 - a condom 06 - A toothbrush 07 - a hippie 08 - a glass of milk 09 - a porn star 10 - Paris Hilton 11 - the trojan man 12 - a teletubby 13 - the kool-aid man 14 - some crack heads 15 - an easter egg 16 - a pot head 17 - a bum 18 - a stripper 19 - a horse 20 - a homeless guy 21 - a drink 22 - my best friend 23 - the cookie monster 24 - my boy friend 25 - a bowl of cereal 26 - a golf ball 27 - a bag of weed 28 - a french fry 29 - your mom 30 - your grandma 31 - a mop Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos Black - because I'm sexy like that Pink - Because I'm good in bed Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Brown- because I had to Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Gray - because I love marijuana Other -because I have double D's Green - because I love to snort cocaine. Orange - because I smoked crack Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Blue - because I'm a pimp Shirtless - because I've got abs Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me Gold- because the people in my head were banging Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl [/QUOTE]
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