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<blockquote data-quote="530ktm" data-source="post: 78402" data-attributes="member: 586"><p>Two LOUISIANA hunters hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot told them the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one moose. </p><p></p><p>The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours." </p><p></p><p>Not wanting to be outdone by his competition, the pilot reluctantly gave in and everything was loaded onboard. </p><p></p><p>However, even under full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness and killing the pilot.</p><p>But, somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Bubba and Bobby Joe survived the crash. </p><p></p><p>After climbing out of the wreckage, Bubba asked Bobby Joe, "Any idea where we are?" </p><p></p><p>Bobby Joe looked around for a moment and then replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="530ktm, post: 78402, member: 586"] Two LOUISIANA hunters hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot told them the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one moose. The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours." Not wanting to be outdone by his competition, the pilot reluctantly gave in and everything was loaded onboard. However, even under full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness and killing the pilot. But, somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Bubba and Bobby Joe survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Bubba asked Bobby Joe, "Any idea where we are?" Bobby Joe looked around for a moment and then replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." [/QUOTE]
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