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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 78492" data-attributes="member: 4">This is straight forward country thinking...Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.You may be a Muslim2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.You may be a Muslim3. You have more wives than teeth.You may be a Muslim4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.You may be a Muslim5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.You may be a Muslim6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.You may be a Muslim7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.You may be a Muslim8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.You may be a Muslim9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.You may be a Muslim10. Your cousin is president of the United States .You may be a Muslim11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.You may be a Muslim</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Rack, post: 78492, member: 4"] This is straight forward country thinking... Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. Your cousin is president of the United States . You may be a Muslim 11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim [/QUOTE]

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