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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 80532" data-attributes="member: 4"><p>A wonderful and rather touching Christmas Story.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p>> </p><p>> A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". </p><p>> </p><p>> The somewhat irate spouse called her mate&rsquo;s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you? </p><p>> </p><p>> Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day. </p><p>> </p><p>> Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love. </p><p>> </p><p>> Husband: Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rack, post: 80532, member: 4"] A wonderful and rather touching Christmas Story. > > A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". > > The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you? > > Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day. > > Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love. > > Husband: Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop. [/QUOTE]
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