Forums
New posts
Search forums
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
What's new
New posts
New profile posts
Latest activity
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
Off Topic
Off Topic Discussions
The Official Jokes Thread
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 85583" data-attributes="member: 4"><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"><span style="color: #1f497d">The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"><span style="color: #1f497d">Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"><span style="color: #1f497d">"Very good" said the teacher.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"><span style="color: #1f497d">Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny" said the teacher.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"><span style="color: #1f497d">Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath...Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467" he said.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"><span style="color: #1f497d">"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"><span style="color: #1f497d">Toothbrushes" said Little Johnny.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"><span style="color: #1f497d">"Toothbrushes" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"><span style="color: #1f497d">"I found the busiest corner in town" said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip and Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the Obama method of giving you something shitty, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 16px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #454545"><span style="color: #1f497d">Little Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his heart</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rack, post: 85583, member: 4"] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d]The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d]Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d]"Very good" said the teacher.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d]Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny" said the teacher.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d]Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath...Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467" he said.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d]"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d]Toothbrushes" said Little Johnny.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d]"Toothbrushes" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d]"I found the busiest corner in town" said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip and Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the Obama method of giving you something shitty, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=16px][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=#454545][COLOR=#1f497d]Little Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his heart[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Off Topic
Off Topic Discussions
The Official Jokes Thread
Top