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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 89311" data-attributes="member: 2"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: red">What is Celibacy?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040">Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040">While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040">the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040">things that are important to each other.."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040">He then addressed the men,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040">'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040">I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040">'Robin Hood -All-Purpose, isn't it?'</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #008040"> And thus began my life of celibacy.........</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #008040">[ATTACH]7033[/ATTACH] </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 89311, member: 2"] [CENTER][B][COLOR=red]What is Celibacy?[/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#008040]Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#008040]While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#008040]the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#008040]things that are important to each other.."[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#008040]He then addressed the men,[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#008040]'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#008040]I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#008040]'Robin Hood -All-Purpose, isn't it?'[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=#008040] And thus began my life of celibacy.........[/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [LEFT][COLOR=#008040][ATTACH]7033[/ATTACH] [/COLOR][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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