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<blockquote data-quote="jackson409" data-source="post: 89638" data-attributes="member: 381"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > with</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > just the pilot.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> ></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> ></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > is</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> ></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> ></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > Now, just</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> ></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> ></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > "O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #010101">>> > Who art in Heaven. . . .."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jackson409, post: 89638, member: 381"] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#010101]This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane >> > with >> > just the pilot. >> > >> > He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: >> > >> > "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and >> > is >> > dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" >> > >> > All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: >> > >> > "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you >> > through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. >> > Now, just >> > relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position." >> > >> > She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." >> > >> > "O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . >> > . >> > Who art in Heaven. . . .."[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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