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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 89911" data-attributes="member: 79">A guy sees an ad for a &quot;talking dog&quot; so he responds to it and shows up that afternoon to meet the owner. The owner says &quot;he's out back, I'll meet you out there in a couple minutes, feel free to talk to him.&quot; The guy walks out back and sees a black lab as described in the ad, he walks up to it and asks, &quot;you the talking dog&quot;, the dog says &quot;yup, that's me&quot;... WOW, the guy's in shock, &quot;so how'd this all come abouts you being a talking dog?&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Well&quot; the dog says &quot;it all started when I was a pup, when my owner realized I had a gift and loaned me out to the US government where I traveled the world sitting in on important meetings acting as though I was someones pet yet learning EVERY little detail about the goings on of all those country's. Then as I got older I was loaned out to the local airports where they had me listen in on conversations of would be passengers, the STUFF you hear in those places is AMAZING...then as I got even older I met a dame, had a mess of pups settled down and retired and here is where I am... Life's been pretty DOG GONE good if you ask me.&quot;&nbsp; Just then the owner walks up asks the guy, &quot;well what do you think I heard you guys talking, you want him?&quot; The guy asks &quot;how much?&quot;&nbsp; The owner says without even blinkiing an eye...&quot;$10.00&quot; ... the guy looks at him and asks &quot;that's it, why so cheap?&quot; The owner says , &quot;ahhh he's a bullshitter, he's never been out of the backyard....&quot;&nbsp;Thank you,,,,, true story!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 89911, member: 79"] A guy sees an ad for a "talking dog" so he responds to it and shows up that afternoon to meet the owner. The owner says "he's out back, I'll meet you out there in a couple minutes, feel free to talk to him." The guy walks out back and sees a black lab as described in the ad, he walks up to it and asks, "you the talking dog", the dog says "yup, that's me"... WOW, the guy's in shock, "so how'd this all come abouts you being a talking dog?" "Well" the dog says "it all started when I was a pup, when my owner realized I had a gift and loaned me out to the US government where I traveled the world sitting in on important meetings acting as though I was someones pet yet learning EVERY little detail about the goings on of all those country's. Then as I got older I was loaned out to the local airports where they had me listen in on conversations of would be passengers, the STUFF you hear in those places is AMAZING...then as I got even older I met a dame, had a mess of pups settled down and retired and here is where I am... Life's been pretty DOG GONE good if you ask me." Just then the owner walks up asks the guy, "well what do you think I heard you guys talking, you want him?" The guy asks "how much?" The owner says without even blinkiing an eye..."$10.00" ... the guy looks at him and asks "that's it, why so cheap?" The owner says , "ahhh he's a bullshitter, he's never been out of the backyard...." Thank you,,,,, true story! [/QUOTE]

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