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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 90725" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>So a guy walks into a bar and sees a large jar full of bills of various denominations with a sign posted above it that says &quot;$20, make the donkey laugh and win what's inside the jar&quot;.&nbsp; The guy goes outside, the bartender follows... the guy leans over and whispers something into the donkeys ear...the donkey starts hee-hawing so much he falls to the ground with it's legs straight up kicking widlly. The bartender looks at the guy with a stunned look and says, well mister here's your money. The guys leaves. A week later the same guy walks into the bar and sees another jar full of money and reads the sign above it that says &quot;$20, make the donkey cry and win whats in the jar&quot;...he walks outside again with the bartender right behind him ... again, he leans over, whispers something into the donkeys ear steps back a couple feet, the donkey starts to chuckle then looks down at the guys mid section. The donkey starts tearing up then starts balling his head off, crying uncontrollably. The guy turns around, the bartender says well here ya go again. Say you wouldn't mind telling me what you said would ya?&nbsp;&nbsp; The guy stops and says well, the first time I told him my dick was MUCH bigger than his ... the bartender begins to laugh, and this time he the bartender aks ...guy says&nbsp; &quot;I showed him!&quot;</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 90725, member: 79"] So a guy walks into a bar and sees a large jar full of bills of various denominations with a sign posted above it that says "$20, make the donkey laugh and win what's inside the jar". The guy goes outside, the bartender follows... the guy leans over and whispers something into the donkeys ear...the donkey starts hee-hawing so much he falls to the ground with it's legs straight up kicking widlly. The bartender looks at the guy with a stunned look and says, well mister here's your money. The guys leaves. A week later the same guy walks into the bar and sees another jar full of money and reads the sign above it that says "$20, make the donkey cry and win whats in the jar"...he walks outside again with the bartender right behind him ... again, he leans over, whispers something into the donkeys ear steps back a couple feet, the donkey starts to chuckle then looks down at the guys mid section. The donkey starts tearing up then starts balling his head off, crying uncontrollably. The guy turns around, the bartender says well here ya go again. Say you wouldn't mind telling me what you said would ya? The guy stops and says well, the first time I told him my dick was MUCH bigger than his ... the bartender begins to laugh, and this time he the bartender aks ...guy says "I showed him!" [/QUOTE]

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