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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 913" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 913, member: 2"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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