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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 914" data-attributes="member: 2">Jesus and Satan were having an&nbsp; on-going argument about who was better&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly&nbsp; God was&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said,&nbsp; 'THAT'S&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run&nbsp; for&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the&nbsp; better&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; job.' &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; They moused.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; They faxed. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; They e-mailed. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; They e-mailed with attachments. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; They downloaded. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; They did spreadsheets! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; They wrote reports. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; They created labels and cards. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; They created charts and graphs. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; They did some genealogy reports. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; They did every job known to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; man. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Jesus worked&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then,&nbsp; ten&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed&nbsp; across the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went&nbsp; off.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word&nbsp; known in&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; the underworld. Jesus just sighed. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Finally the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their&nbsp; computers.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Satan started searching frantically, screaming: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power&nbsp; went out!' &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files&nbsp; from the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; past two hours of work. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Satan observed this and became irate. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he&nbsp; has all&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; his work and I don't have any?' &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; God just shrugged and said,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 'JESUS SAVES'<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="James, post: 914, member: 2"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.' So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] They moused.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]They faxed. They e-mailed. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]They e-mailed with attachments. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]They downloaded. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]They did spreadsheets! [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]They wrote reports. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]They created labels and cards. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]They created charts and graphs. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]They did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon]Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!' Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?' God just shrugged and said,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] '[/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=#0080ff][COLOR=#0080ff][B]JESUS SAVES[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]' :lol: [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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