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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 915" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: green">Grandma & Grandpa</span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>Grandma and Grandpa were visiting</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>Their kids overnight.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>His son's medicine cabinet, he asked</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>About using one of the pills. </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> The son said, "I don't think you should </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>Take one Dad; they're very strong</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>And very expensive." </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> "How much?" asked Grandpa. </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son. </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>Try one, and before we leave in the</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>Morning, I'll put the money</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>Under the pillow." </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> Later the next morning, the son found</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>$110 under the pillow. He called</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Grandpa and said, "I told</strong></span></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>You each pill was</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>$10, not $110. </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong> "I know," said Grandpa. "The</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong>Hundred is from</strong></strong> <strong><strong>Grandma!"</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 915, member: 2"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B][COLOR=green]Grandma & Grandpa[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [B][B]Grandma and Grandpa were visiting[/B][/B] [B][B]Their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in[/B][/B] [B][B]His son's medicine cabinet, he asked[/B][/B] [B][B]About using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should [/B][/B] [B][B]Take one Dad; they're very strong[/B][/B] [B][B]And very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to[/B][/B] [B][B]Try one, and before we leave in the[/B][/B] [B][B]Morning, I'll put the money[/B][/B] [B][B]Under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son found[/B][/B] [B][B]$110 under the pillow. He called[/B][/B] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Grandpa and said, "I told[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [B][B]You each pill was[/B][/B] [B][B]$10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The[/B][/B] [B][B]Hundred is from[/B][/B] [B][B]Grandma!"[/B][/B] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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