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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 916" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong>Bracelet at Tiffany's</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"> </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong>A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly far</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>ts </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong>.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong> Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong> As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as well.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong> Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong> Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><strong> He answers, "Madam.. If you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit when I tell you the price."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 916, member: 2"] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Times][B]Bracelet at Tiffany's [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Times] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Times][B]A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly far[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]ts [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Times][B]. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?' Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers, "Madam.. If you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit when I tell you the price."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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