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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 91734" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don't care about or respect others. Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that category.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">This story involves the police department in the small hill country town of </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Fredericksburg</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> , TX who reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Pedernales</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">River</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Kerrville</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> . He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">See there, </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Texas</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> police do care.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 91734, member: 2"] [SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don't care about or respect others. Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that category. This story involves the police department in the small hill country town of [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]Fredericksburg[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=arial] , TX who reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]Pedernales[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]River[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=arial] near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]Kerrville[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=arial] . He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt. The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. See there, [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]Texas[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][FONT=arial] police do care.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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