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<blockquote data-quote="Rack" data-source="post: 91921" data-attributes="member: 4"><p><strong>THE FENCE</strong></p><p>You can't get any more accurate than this!</p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong>Which side of the fence?</strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">If a <u>Republican</u> doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If a <u>Democrat</u> doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If a <u>Republican</u> is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If a <u>Democrat</u> is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If a <u>Republican</u> is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If a <u>Democrat</u> is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If a <u>Republican</u> is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">A <u>Democrat</u> wonders who is going to take care of him. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If a <u>Republican</u> doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><u>Democrat's</u> demand that those they don't like be shut down. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If a <u>Republican</u> is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">A <u>Democrat</u> non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If a <u>Republican</u> decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">A <u>Democrat</u> demands that the rest of us pay for his. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If a <u>Republican</u> reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">A <u>Democrat</u> will delete it because he's "offended".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rack, post: 91921, member: 4"] [B]THE FENCE[/B] You can't get any more accurate than this! [INDENT][B]Which side of the fence?[/B] If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test![/INDENT] [INDENT]If a [U]Republican[/U] doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a [U]Democrat[/U] doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a [U]Republican[/U] is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a [U]Democrat[/U] is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a [U]Republican[/U] is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a [U]Democrat[/U] is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a [U]Republican[/U] is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A [U]Democrat[/U] wonders who is going to take care of him. If a [U]Republican[/U] doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. [U]Democrat's[/U] demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a [U]Republican[/U] is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A [U]Democrat[/U] non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. If a [U]Republican[/U] decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.. A [U]Democrat[/U] demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a [U]Republican[/U] reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A [U]Democrat[/U] will delete it because he's "offended".[B][/B][/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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