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<blockquote data-quote="redswr" data-source="post: 94006" data-attributes="member: 66"><p>The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello?' "Mrs. Adams, please.' asks the voice.</p><p>"Speaking.' says Mrs. Adams.</p><p></p><p></p><p>"Mrs. Adams, this is Dr. Jones at Saint Luke's Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Adams arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to you husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."</p><p></p><p></p><p>"What do you mean?" Mrs. Adams asks nervously.</p><p>Dr. Jones says, "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV, and we can't tell which is which."</p><p></p><p>Mrs. Adams questions, "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?"</p><p>"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time," says Dr. Jones.</p><p></p><p>"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" asks Mrs. Adams.</p><p>Dr. Jones informs her, "The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town, If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="redswr, post: 94006, member: 66"] The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello?' "Mrs. Adams, please.' asks the voice. "Speaking.' says Mrs. Adams. "Mrs. Adams, this is Dr. Jones at Saint Luke's Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Adams arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to you husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Adams asks nervously. Dr. Jones says, "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV, and we can't tell which is which." Mrs. Adams questions, "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time," says Dr. Jones. "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" asks Mrs. Adams. Dr. Jones informs her, "The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town, If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him. [/QUOTE]
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