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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 94090" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>A young girl in her late teens sits down on the couch to tell her parents she is pregnant. They're both shocked by the news, the mother cries then says everything will be alright, the father sits and stares then asks WHO'S THE FATHER? The girl nervously answers His name is Donald and he's very nice. The father replies I want to meet this guy...the girl says OK, I'll call him and have him come over.&nbsp; A short time later a car pulls up out front. They hear 2 doors shut so the mother jumps up to see who it is... she says, there is a beautiful black Rolls Royce in front and there are 2 men walking towards the house 1 in his 30's and the other in his 60's. She asks the girl is one of them the father, she nervously says yes, the older man.&nbsp; The door bell rings, the mother opens the door, the older man says in a VERY distinguished voice...&quot;good evening madam, my name is Donald, I am the father of your daughters baby, may I come in?&quot; the mother hesitates then allows him to come in, please do, the other man stands guard by the door...Donald sits down across from the father... the father looks up and says WELL MISTER, what do you have to say for yourself? Donald answers without hesitation well sir, I am a very very rich man and have given this great thought... if your daughter is to have a boy I will give him 2 factories and 5 milion dollars and my Rolls Royce, if she has a girl I wil give her 10 million dollars and my mansion in the Bahama's, if she has twins I will give each of them a Ferrari and 5 Million dollars each... he pauses then looks up at the mother and asks sheepeshly &quot;if she has a misscarriage, what shall I do?&quot;&nbsp; the father says &quot;YOUR GONNA TRY AGAIN BY GOD...&quot;</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 94090, member: 79"] A young girl in her late teens sits down on the couch to tell her parents she is pregnant. They're both shocked by the news, the mother cries then says everything will be alright, the father sits and stares then asks WHO'S THE FATHER? The girl nervously answers His name is Donald and he's very nice. The father replies I want to meet this guy...the girl says OK, I'll call him and have him come over. A short time later a car pulls up out front. They hear 2 doors shut so the mother jumps up to see who it is... she says, there is a beautiful black Rolls Royce in front and there are 2 men walking towards the house 1 in his 30's and the other in his 60's. She asks the girl is one of them the father, she nervously says yes, the older man. The door bell rings, the mother opens the door, the older man says in a VERY distinguished voice..."good evening madam, my name is Donald, I am the father of your daughters baby, may I come in?" the mother hesitates then allows him to come in, please do, the other man stands guard by the door...Donald sits down across from the father... the father looks up and says WELL MISTER, what do you have to say for yourself? Donald answers without hesitation well sir, I am a very very rich man and have given this great thought... if your daughter is to have a boy I will give him 2 factories and 5 milion dollars and my Rolls Royce, if she has a girl I wil give her 10 million dollars and my mansion in the Bahama's, if she has twins I will give each of them a Ferrari and 5 Million dollars each... he pauses then looks up at the mother and asks sheepeshly "if she has a misscarriage, what shall I do?" the father says "YOUR GONNA TRY AGAIN BY GOD..." [/QUOTE]

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